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posted on November the 20th
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I swear... my life is so boring and I rarely ever update this much. But lately, I've been such a shit magnet. This week has been THE WORST week I've ever had in my whole entire life. First, it was the ketchup bottle... So, I went to lunch with my dad to a diner, and since I don't like the watery shit that comes out before the actual ketchup, I shook the bottle. I opened the lid, and the ketchup squirted all over my just washed hair and the bottom half of my face. Then, my dad started yelling at me for not finishing my plate. I was so turned off by the ketchup that I lost my appetite. Besides, he didn't even finish his ziti parmigiana... He was like: "Then why did we come here for?" Um, idiot... you told me to meet you here for lunch!? Shit.
Then, yesterday...I found that pubic hair looking strand in my margarita. But that's really not that bad.
This morning though...I injured myself. I was picking up my dog from the groomer's and I tripped on this metal board that was embedded into the cement ground. I tore a hole in my jacket from the fall. I also had a butterfly clip in my hair that came off...and I didn't even fall on my head. Everything I was holding in my hands all flew up in the air and in slow motion, scattered all over the floor. If I was by myself, I would've just fell on my hand or tried to get my balance, but since I was holding my dog...I was preventing her from falling. I landed on my left side of my palm and my left elbow. My elbow and left knee is all jacked up and my left hand is so swollen right now that it hurts to make a fist or even type. My shoe even fell off, too. Oh god, the worst part of it all is that this happened in front of traffic. The cars were all honking, I guess to get my attention?! But I was so fucking mortified that I just kept my head down. I wish I could've just died right then and there.
Oh, and I lose my phone for what feels like hours. It must have slid off my hoodie pocket inside the cab. I called the cab driver and told him to please return my phone and he kept on saying that my phone wasn't in his car. I cried and cried and cried, then he calls me back and tells me he finds it.
I'm glad this week is almost over.
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| i just want back in your head, i'm not unfaithful...but i'll stray |
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posted on November the 9th
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Jacob, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) evolutionofjake suggested that I should post that picture up in my last entry from the Yankee parade to Deadspin. So I did... and it got posted! He said that they get a lot of submissions so they don't put up everyone's stories. This morning, he let me know that it got posted up...and I got so excited, haha. Thanks again, Jakey.
In other news, my dog has had the flu for over a week now. At first I thought she was about to die, because my friend told me that when his dog died, she kept throwing up the night before. Got me so worried...but she's okay now. I thought she might've gotten the swine flu, but I don't think it's that extreme anymore. She's been throwing up bile numerous times a day and having diarrhea. But since we've been feeding her only chicken and rice, she's doing better.
This weekend, I'll be getting to see my usual suspects at John and Edgar's party. Yay!
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| we'll make them turn their heads, every place we go...so why don't you be my baby now |
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posted on November the 7th
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Yesterday, I went to the Yankees parade. It wasn't really worth it actually. But I did get to see my boy, Joba. Goddamn, he looks so freaking yummy in glasses and a suit. I couldn't get any pictures of him on my camera because these two ignorant bitches got on mens' shoulders and blocked everyone's views behind them. Nicole did get some shots of him, thankfully...and Karina (who wasn't with us) got really good shots of him, too!
There were some people in Yankee jackets that looked like random people on tour buses waving at the crowd. So the crowd would chant "WHO ARE YOU?" and they'd just usually smile or laugh...but this one guy took out his ID and showed it to us. LOL, I got secondhand embarrassment. And this one kid just said: "They're just filthy rich people." Which is true, haha.
There was a kid in a white jacket next to me and Nicole that kept tricking us by saying that this guy was 50 Cent ... or that guy was CC Sabathia. We fell for it all the time...until we finally got to see the real CC. OMG, so humiliating...since I kept shouting CC's name to the lookalike. No wonder he never turned around.
Before the parade started, these really energetic kids were throwing up random people that wanted to be thrown, cheerleading style...in the air. It was so entertaining... and some other crowds copied them across the street.
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| ain't nothin' wrong with wanting a little happy ending... |
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posted on November the 2nd
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Just a week ago, I was rooting for the Angels so the Yankees wouldn't have to go to the Series. I'm an asshole, I know. But, now...after I found out how hot Joba Chamberlain is...I'm like a sports fanatic all of a sudden and rooting for the Yanks! This is like hilarious and ridiculous at the same time to my friends and I, cause I'm just really not a sports person.
Halloween night, I decided to ditch all plans...not that I had many to start with, to dog walk/sit Jorda and watch the game. I'm so glad I did because it was such an exciting game and my bb, Joba pitched. Nicole, yummiest_nickel and Jacob, evolutionofjake were both at a wedding (different ones)...so I was BBMing and texting them the score and stuff.
Actually, I don't hope they win tonight...because the city will go nuts and I won't be there to celebrate with everyone. I do hope they win the Series though, so they can go to the parade. I won't be attending the parade though, if they do win...cause just getting to see Joba is not enough for me. I have to meet the guy. So I'll be watching out for Joba appearances or signings in the near future.
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| somebody better tell them that we in this bitch like an unborn baby... |
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posted on October the 21st
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I should've known...that something shady was going to happen. So, I responded to a CL posting about a part-time receptionist position at a doctor's office located in Teaneck, NJ. The bitchass calls me at 7pm and asks me to describe myself. Fucking pervert made me all creeped out and I started stuttering like there was no tomorrow. Describe myself? I didn't know wtf he wanted me to say so I just told him that I'm 24, some other facts about school and living situation. Then there was this really awkward pause at the end, but I ended it with: "um, that's pretty much it!". He asks me if I can come in for an interview at 9am the next day. I ask him if there is another time I can come, he then suggests at 8pm. Kinda weird, but I agree to it. The only reason I turned down the 9am one was because I can't wake up that early and since I haven't been in NJ for that long, I don't know which buses to take and all that.
I walk like 12 blocks to catch the bus, that's already 15 minutes late...get to the building and asshole isn't even there. So I leave and freeze to death, waiting for the bus for almost 2 hours. Shady ass motherfucker made me waste 5 hours of my Wednesday night. Thank you, you fuck. I finally get home and both my hands are numb. I couldn't even feel the booger goo dripping out of my nostril. It wasn't even that cold...65 degrees! But cause I waited that long for the piece of shit bus to come, I almost caught a cold.
FUCK YOU, DR. DOV KROOPNICK!
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| when i was a child, everybody smiled...nobody knows me at all |
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posted on October the 17th
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PSE&G finally realized that they overcharged a lot of NJ clients, including us. Our electric bill came, and even though we have a balance, we don't have to pay... and probably won't have to for the next 2 months or something. Cause they charged us ridiculous amounts this past summer for no reason. Finally, my mom and I are so relieved.
Jack shit's going on in my life. I need to see the bff though. She's turning 24 in 22 days...and I'm so excited because I know wtf to get her for once. But I have to go see her before the month's over!
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| ayo, they wanna be like me...recreate my flow |
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posted on September the 16th
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Narciso Rodriguez's show: OHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD! I had so much fun. It was phenomenal. I can't even compare it to everything else that I've done or been to. I loved the atmosphere, the people, the music...everything. UGH! I've been totally missing out.
They gave us free drinks! And free water, that I forgot to take. I saw Olivia Palermo and her boyfriend, Courtney Love with a gay, male friend and Simon Doonan, the creative director for Barney's New York.
Today, the girls are leaving the country for London fashion week...and Daniela K., the one I befriended on the first day gave me a hug and made a sad face. I'm just an intern...no one ever acknowledges me, so for her to do that, just made me feel really good.
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| she grabs the yellow bottle, she likes the way it hits her lips... |
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posted on September the 14th
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Dusting shelves, washing books with bleach...without gloves, lifting 40lb. + boxes? No problem. It was all worth it. I've been meeting some cool ass people lately at work. On Saturday, I met Isabeli Fontana...she looks so goddamn stunning. OH MY GODDDDDD. I also got stuck in a crowded ass train with Toni Garrn today. I almost peed my pants.
I treated myself to a 31 minute massage at this 'hipster' low-key place by my job on my break. The petite Chinese lady did her shit. She almost decapitated me with whatever the hell she was using on my neck. She was massaging my upper thighs while I was laying on my back, and it made me squirm so much that I had her stop. I hate being so ticklish sometimes. I went there sore and came back 100x more sore.
I scored myself a seat to Narciso Rodriguez's show tomorrow night @ Bryant Park. OMFG. The people at work were giving it out like candy. They said I can go to more shows this week and I'm going to try and score an extra ticket for Nicole, yummiest_nickel! My hard work definitely paid off. Today has been the best day ever since I started this job. I did ALL my work on time (like usual!), even helped file someone else's work...and got to leave early for once! I never leave before 6:30pm.
Now, all I need is a paying gig.
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| i'm gangsta, ya'll just wannabes... |
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posted on September the 8th
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Work has been busy, busy, busy. Today, I got to meet Agyness Deyn...and her cute, spotted chihuahua. Also got to meet Behati Prinsloo...god, I love her sfm...and Vlada! I've always thought she looked really ugly and scary, but in person, she's so much more unique and beautiful looking. And I even got to see Tahnee Atkinson, from AUSNTM! I think she just signed with Women Model Management.
I was cleaning off models' books today with a bleach spray...and my hands were giving me the biggest headache. I think I washed them like 20+ times today. First with baking powder paste...then with vinegar, which made my cuts all burn. But it worked for the most part!
I left ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) _brokeandfamous and oneloved. You can find my work at fakedolls now. I haven't made anything yet cause I have no time right now. But I will eventually...sometime this week.
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