bikini fetish.

i get money, i get paper...i get girls...all different flavors

2009-12-26T19:23:32Z

I'm too lazy to update with a summary of my week.
Gifts I got...so far:

- $15 iTunes giftcard
- ASOS grey boots
- A&F dress
- 2 Yankees tickets for ~~April~~ May
- All in one printer
- headwrap that my dad's new wife knitted for me
- Ca$h
- body lotion
- candy canes :P

* In 2010, I will:

- Take driving lessons and get a license.
- Befriend a personal trainer...or get a job and join the gym again.
- Start my own icon community.

My body is so tired and I have a million blisters.

I ♥ this city sfm.

who am i living for? is this my limit? can i endure some more?

2009-12-18T02:00:29Z

I spent so much money on Dominos today. I didn't eat everything but I still feel like shit and I hate myself for it. I think my mom ate most of it. Ugh, I regretted it when I clicked 'PURCHASE'. Nothing I can do now. I'm not going to spend money on food anymore...or at least for a long ass time.

Nicole's client, Justine asked me to dogsit Jorda for Christmas Eve through Christmas night. I never celebrate any holiday, so I told her I would be glad to. She said she'd leave cookies for me and Santa Claus...lol, I thought that was so adorable! I even booked a ticket to go to the Top of the Rock between 7:40 and 8:10pm. I'm going to dress warm as hell because I plan to stay up there for like an hour. I checked the weather for that night and it said it will be in the low 30s...which isn't that bad if it's not windy.

Since the last time I updated about my spring semester schedule being all kinds of shitty...I made some changes on it. This guy at the Psych department got me into a full class that I needed. And even though I have this huge 5-hour break on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm hoping to get work in school. I still have to take two electives though...one of them is Psychology, so I don't mind. But the other one is English, ugh. I hate English!

What are everyone's plans for the holidays?

i don't know what to do, but you do me well...i'm under your spell

2009-12-05T18:34:40Z

Last night, I met up with Chris and Nicole to go see Brothers. I was so excited about the movie that when I actually saw it, I was a little disappointed. I felt like a huge part was lacking...and Tobey scared the living wits out of me.

I few days ago, my CK shoes came...and I'm really happy about the purchase. I gave all my other heels that I don't wear to the Salvation Army. So, now I only have 4 pairs of mostly wedges and the ones I just got. I had to get a shoe stretcher cause they are so damn stiff. :o\

I can wear these bbs out next Thursday to SOHO GRAND. Nicole befriended a DJ that's spinning there and he invited us to come party with him. No cover charge and free drinks? YES PLZ. It's a cool story of how they met actually. She went to someone's party at this other lounge called CHINA 1 and took a picture of the DJ. She posted them on her FB, then...one of her friends tagged the DJ as Mark LaRush...and that's when Nicole and LaRush started talking.

Exactly a week from now, Audrey Kawasaki is opening her first NYC show @ JONATHAN LEVINE GALLERY. I can't wait to go...Nicole's going to come with me. I think she'll be showing her work until January 9th 2010.

Tonight, Blake Lively's hosting SNL and Riri's performing. =D

Oh, and I forgot to mention. This is my 1000th entry! Whoa.

just let it be...c'mon and bring your body next to me

2009-11-26T21:17:03Z

New post @ fakedolls:

Whenever I bend my elbow, my scab rips. Eeesh! Other than that, I'm healing up pretty nicely/quickly. Yesterday, I made the trip to the city and walked Graham. Then I found the best 'everyday' flats ever @ Bloomie's for like $42. I also came upon these platform heels for just $98. I couldn't buy them cause I just can't go and spend money like that. Especially now. But I did anyways. I came home and ordered them from Zappos. I can't wait to wear them :D

I had way too much fun rolling these with Nicole.

i just want back in your head, i'm not unfaithful...but i'll stray

2009-11-10T03:44:43Z

Jacob, evolutionofjake suggested that I should post that picture up in my last entry from the Yankee parade to Deadspin. So I did... and it got posted! He said that they get a lot of submissions so they don't put up everyone's stories. This morning, he let me know that it got posted up...and I got so excited, haha. Thanks again, Jakey.

In other news, my dog has had the flu for over a week now. At first I thought she was about to die, because my friend told me that when his dog died, she kept throwing up the night before. Got me so worried...but she's okay now. I thought she might've gotten the swine flu, but I don't think it's that extreme anymore. She's been throwing up bile numerous times a day and having diarrhea. But since we've been feeding her only chicken and rice, she's doing better.

This weekend, I'll be getting to see my usual suspects at John and Edgar's party. Yay!

we'll make them turn their heads, every place we go...so why don't you be my baby now

2009-11-07T19:58:20Z

Yesterday, I went to the Yankees parade. It wasn't really worth it actually. But I did get to see my boy, Joba. Goddamn, he looks so freaking yummy in glasses and a suit. I couldn't get any pictures of him on my camera because these two ignorant bitches got on mens' shoulders and blocked everyone's views behind them. Nicole did get some shots of him, thankfully...and Karina (who wasn't with us) got really good shots of him, too!

There were some people in Yankee jackets that looked like random people on tour buses waving at the crowd. So the crowd would chant "WHO ARE YOU?" and they'd just usually smile or laugh...but this one guy took out his ID and showed it to us. LOL, I got secondhand embarrassment. And this one kid just said: "They're just filthy rich people." Which is true, haha.

There was a kid in a white jacket next to me and Nicole that kept tricking us by saying that this guy was 50 Cent ... or that guy was CC Sabathia. We fell for it all the time...until we finally got to see the real CC. OMG, so humiliating...since I kept shouting CC's name to the lookalike. No wonder he never turned around.

Before the parade started, these really energetic kids were throwing up random people that wanted to be thrown, cheerleading style...in the air. It was so entertaining... and some other crowds copied them across the street.

ain't nothin' wrong with wanting a little happy ending...

2009-11-02T17:52:03Z

Just a week ago, I was rooting for the Angels so the Yankees wouldn't have to go to the Series. I'm an asshole, I know. But, now...after I found out how hot Joba Chamberlain is...I'm like a sports fanatic all of a sudden and rooting for the Yanks! This is like hilarious and ridiculous at the same time to my friends and I, cause I'm just really not a sports person.

Halloween night, I decided to ditch all plans...not that I had many to start with, to dog walk/sit Jorda and watch the game. I'm so glad I did because it was such an exciting game and my bb, Joba pitched. Nicole, yummiest_nickel and Jacob, evolutionofjake were both at a wedding (different ones)...so I was BBMing and texting them the score and stuff.

Actually, I don't hope they win tonight...because the city will go nuts and I won't be there to celebrate with everyone. I do hope they win the Series though, so they can go to the parade. I won't be attending the parade though, if they do win...cause just getting to see Joba is not enough for me. I have to meet the guy. So I'll be watching out for Joba appearances or signings in the near future.

somebody better tell them that we in this bitch like an unborn baby...

2009-10-22T03:04:39Z

I should've known...that something shady was going to happen. So, I responded to a CL posting about a part-time receptionist position at a doctor's office located in Teaneck, NJ. The bitchass calls me at 7pm and asks me to describe myself. Fucking pervert made me all creeped out and I started stuttering like there was no tomorrow. Describe myself? I didn't know wtf he wanted me to say so I just told him that I'm 24, some other facts about school and living situation. Then there was this really awkward pause at the end, but I ended it with: "um, that's pretty much it!". He asks me if I can come in for an interview at 9am the next day. I ask him if there is another time I can come, he then suggests at 8pm. Kinda weird, but I agree to it. The only reason I turned down the 9am one was because I can't wake up that early and since I haven't been in NJ for that long, I don't know which buses to take and all that.

I walk like 12 blocks to catch the bus, that's already 15 minutes late...get to the building and asshole isn't even there. So I leave and freeze to death, waiting for the bus for almost 2 hours. Shady ass motherfucker made me waste 5 hours of my Wednesday night. Thank you, you fuck. I finally get home and both my hands are numb. I couldn't even feel the booger goo dripping out of my nostril. It wasn't even that cold...65 degrees! But cause I waited that long for the piece of shit bus to come, I almost caught a cold.

FUCK YOU, DR. DOV KROOPNICK!

when i was a child, everybody smiled...nobody knows me at all

2009-10-17T19:27:42Z

PSE&G finally realized that they overcharged a lot of NJ clients, including us. Our electric bill came, and even though we have a balance, we don't have to pay... and probably won't have to for the next 2 months or something. Cause they charged us ridiculous amounts this past summer for no reason. Finally, my mom and I are so relieved.

Jack shit's going on in my life. I need to see the bff though. She's turning 24 in 22 days...and I'm so excited because I know wtf to get her for once. But I have to go see her before the month's over!

ayo, they wanna be like me...recreate my flow

2009-09-16T23:30:07Z

Narciso Rodriguez's show: OHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD! I had so much fun. It was phenomenal. I can't even compare it to everything else that I've done or been to. I loved the atmosphere, the people, the music...everything. UGH! I've been totally missing out.

They gave us free drinks! And free water, that I forgot to take. I saw Olivia Palermo and her boyfriend, Courtney Love with a gay, male friend and Simon Doonan, the creative director for Barney's New York.

Today, the girls are leaving the country for London fashion week...and Daniela K., the one I befriended on the first day gave me a hug and made a sad face. I'm just an intern...no one ever acknowledges me, so for her to do that, just made me feel really good.

she grabs the yellow bottle, she likes the way it hits her lips...

2009-09-15T03:12:46Z

Dusting shelves, washing books with bleach...without gloves, lifting 40lb. + boxes? No problem. It was all worth it. I've been meeting some cool ass people lately at work. On Saturday, I met Isabeli Fontana...she looks so goddamn stunning. OH MY GODDDDDD. I also got stuck in a crowded ass train with Toni Garrn today. I almost peed my pants.

I treated myself to a 31 minute massage at this 'hipster' low-key place by my job on my break. The petite Chinese lady did her shit. She almost decapitated me with whatever the hell she was using on my neck. She was massaging my upper thighs while I was laying on my back, and it made me squirm so much that I had her stop. I hate being so ticklish sometimes. I went there sore and came back 100x more sore.

I scored myself a seat to Narciso Rodriguez's show tomorrow night @ Bryant Park. OMFG. The people at work were giving it out like candy. They said I can go to more shows this week and I'm going to try and score an extra ticket for Nicole, yummiest_nickel! My hard work definitely paid off. Today has been the best day ever since I started this job. I did ALL my work on time (like usual!), even helped file someone else's work...and got to leave early for once! I never leave before 6:30pm.

Now, all I need is a paying gig.

i'm gangsta, ya'll just wannabes...

2009-09-09T01:17:39Z

Work has been busy, busy, busy. Today, I got to meet Agyness Deyn...and her cute, spotted chihuahua. Also got to meet Behati Prinsloo...god, I love her sfm...and Vlada! I've always thought she looked really ugly and scary, but in person, she's so much more unique and beautiful looking. And I even got to see Tahnee Atkinson, from AUSNTM! I think she just signed with Women Model Management.

I was cleaning off models' books today with a bleach spray...and my hands were giving me the biggest headache. I think I washed them like 20+ times today. First with baking powder paste...then with vinegar, which made my cuts all burn. But it worked for the most part!

I left _brokeandfamous and oneloved. You can find my work at fakedolls now. I haven't made anything yet cause I have no time right now. But I will eventually...sometime this week.

where are you now? now that i need you...

2009-09-04T01:47:45Z

If the magazine wasn't so heavy, I would send you guys a copy of it. We need to get rid of like hundreds of them cause V magazine made a mistake when they were packaging the mags.

My body is so sore...it hurts to lift my dog up and/or walk up stairs. It's the best workout I've had in months. Yesterday, I was so tired to even eat dinner...or sit at the computer, that I just decided to sleep before 10pm.

I basically have a 5 day weekend...then I go back on Monday. I probably will have to work like 5-7 days next week cause fashion week starts next Friday. I'm going to get a good, long rest before.

bikinifetish @ 2009-08-31T23:34:00

2009-09-01T03:46:44Z

Damn dude. Hectic first day on the job. I'll post about it later when I have time.

Oh, and...can the 2 people that made new usernames delete me off their list? I'm going to do a friends cut soon, too.

i hear a noise inside my brain, it is caressing me...

2009-08-17T00:40:09Z

The best part about the party that I attended last night with Nicole and JD were the cheeseburger that I had, and feeding the birthday boy's dog. Yep. It was a complete waste of time and money...ugh. To top it all off, I got a negative balance in my bank account for buying a round trip ticket on the LIRR. Nicole had to lend me money to get home today. How pathetic. I haven't had a negative balance in years! Shit.

Me and Nicole are going to Long Beach this Tuesday. YAYYYYYYYY! :)

wait, stop right there...this is the hop right here

2009-08-15T02:38:48Z

I've been wanting to go to the zoo and aquarium for the longest time now. And since the weather's getting better...aka no rain, I decided to venture off to the aquarium today with Nicole. We were originally going to go to the Bronx Zoo, but JD and his cousin wanted to come along. But they wanted to go a week from now...so yeah.

It was fun. We spent 2 hours there. There were soooooooo many campers in groups...it got really annoying, especially in the touch tank. They just would not listen...and just annoyed the shit out of the workers and everyone else.

Tomorrow night is Mike N's birthday BBQ party. I decided not to dress up cause it's going to be at his house...and I'd look like a fool if I were dressed as if I'd be at a club. Afterwards, I'm going to the city to stay over Justine and Cyrus' apartment, where Nicole is watching over.

she takes you in with crying eyes, then all at once...you have to say goodbye

2009-08-10T13:49:13Z

Meme from jacktripper:

1 - Since you go to the city from time to time, who is the most famous person you've had a face to face encounter with?

Probably Michael Cera. I saw him walking past me and my friends in the East Village (he was in town to film Nick and Norah's Playlist) and I called out his name like 5 times. He finally turned around and we started chatting. Even let us take a picture! And he even said I looked or sounded Canadian, whatever that meant. He also told us a bar we should check out with my friends.

2 - I never hear you talk about it, when's the last time you had a boyfriend, do you have a boyfriend now?

I don't really talk about my boyfriend(s), or lack there of, because I don't like being committed to one person for a long period of time. Yeah, I know it's not healthy but I'm just not able to do it. The longest relationship I had lasted almost 6 months! The last time I had a boyfriend was 3 years ago, when I was 21. And no, I don't have a boyfriend now...and probably won't be getting one anytime soon. I do get into flings and have friends with benefits types of relationships though.

3 - You discover that the person you're head-over-heels interested in loves a good homemade and handmade dessert. What will you concoct when you have this person over?

Oh boy. I don't make or bake stuff in the kitchen cause all I ever made were messes. I'll probably contact someone I know that can bake stuff, and have them make something simple for me.

4 - What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Currently, I don't have a job. I mean, I don't count dog walking/sitting as a job really...because I can do whatever the hell I want as long as I walk the dog, feed it, etc.

5 - If you were in the "Miss America" talent competition, what would your talent be?

That's an interesting question! But I don't have any talents. I guess...playing a piano piece? Even though I pretty much forgot how to read notes/music.

off in the night while you live it up, i'm off to sleep...

2009-08-09T14:00:19Z

Never in my life would I have ever thought I'd see a crime scene in real life ... AND up my block! I mean, I see them all the time on TV (48 Hours, Forensic Files, etc.)...it was almost surreal. So, at exactly 5:40am on Saturday, August 8th...I hear a huge bang. I either thought it was thunder or someone that has just been shot. I got out of bed and looked out the window and all I saw were sparks. I'm thinking to myself "What kind of an idiot would be putting out fireworks at this hour?" And then...I saw it. A lifeless body just flopped across the street on someone's lawn. It was pitch black outside cause the idiot who carjacked the SUV rammed into 2 utility poles, and a bus stop. (The woman was resting at the bus stop and flew from the scene, literally...from the impact of the crash.)

The driver obviously died. The front of the car and the bus stop with the steel wall and roof were jammed into him. I'm kinda glad that he died...the way he did, but it sucks cause like Billy said, there is no one to arrest or sue. And the idiot took the life of an innocent old lady who was resting at the stop after her morning walk.

I texted, emailed and called everyone about the crash. My phone was also dying so when it actually died, I thought I was going to die of boredom. So for the rest of the night...everyone in the neighborhood was outside talking about the crash and just watching the people work on the poles (that sounded so wrong) to get the power back on. It eventually came on at 11pm and I was amazed at how they fixed everything and cleaned the road in one day.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/bergen/Two_dead_in_Palisades_Park_crash.html

you're the real tough cookie with a long history...

2009-08-04T23:13:13Z

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?"
My dad finally took me out to lunch this afternoon. I kinda like and hate going to public places with him cause he can be really embarrassing, but most of the time it's really entertaining. Like this one time, he took me to a Korean restaurant where they had a sushi bar in front of our table. Near the sushi bar were tanks of live lobster, some fish, and other shit that I don't remember...and GEODUCKS! At first me and my dad didn't know what they were...but they kinda looked 'inappropriate'. My dad started going off at the sushi chef and threatening to pour bleach in the tanks if he didn't get rid of the geoducks. It was effing hilarious...and they eventually moved our seats to the reserved area where we wouldn't have to see the tanks.

Today is probably the hottest day so far this summer. I think I got a sunburn from waiting for the light to turn green today. I took a cold shower earlier...but I probably might have to again soon. I checked the weather for the rest of the week and it seems to be getting cooler. I can finally go to the zoo and aquarium!

GUCCI DOWN TO HER FEET, YEP...JUST LIKE ME

2009-07-29T17:06:51Z

Racist sons of bitches. So, I made an appt. a week ago, to get my tattoo touched up @ 5pm yesterday. When I went there to confirm my appt., they were like "oh we didn't see your name there...so your guy is all booked until 7pm." Bullshit. Whatever...JD was such a sweetheart and drove us back to his place. We hung out there for a few and went back to the tattoo shop.

I can't listen to Pandora until the 1st of August cause they said I listened to it for 40 hours a month. I think if you wanna listen to more hours, you have to pay a monthly fee or some shit. WTF.

I'm already deciding on what to wear to Mike N.'s birthday party in mid-August. Since I rarely go out...I go ALL OUT when I do.

Other than that, nothing exciting will be happening anytime soon.

i don't need a cent cause shawty priceless

2009-07-22T23:53:34Z

Meme: evolutionofjake asked me questions. If you want me to ask you 5 questions, let me know :)

1. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
2. If you got the assignment to photograph one of the following gigs, which would you do - a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit or Victoria's Secret catalog?
3. Are you afraid of any type of animal and/or insect?
4. If you got the opportunity to travel to space, would you do it?
5. What are five things you'd like to accomplish by the time you turn 35?

1. Definitely Rugrats. I had a ridiculous obsession. I used to own the lunchbox until the 8th grade, hahah. I still have the doll and piggy bank that I got for Christmas.

2. OMG, I don't even have to think about this one. Definitely SI, because it's just my type of photography.

3. Yes, I hate worms, snails, slugs...and basically anything slimy where I can't see their facial features. Oh, and anything with more than 10 legs...is a big no-no for me.

4. No, actually the thought of going outer space scares the shit out of me.

5. I hate these types of questions because I hate even thinking about the future. But here it goes: I'd like to be able to pay my own bills, support my mother and pay off all her debt, get a driver's license and a car, be successful in whatever it is that I decide to do, and lastly...get my own apartment? Haha, omg...IDK!

She got a haircut :D

stayin' fly while i keep it fresh...

2009-07-09T18:47:26Z

I really want to go to an aquarium. And a flea market, preferably ones in BK. I also need to check out that HCO store.

I'll be away for a week watching Graham. His parents (the owners) are going to be in CA at a wedding.

My summer session II class starts on Monday ~ business communications class. The professor emailed us and told us that it might be cancelled cause there's only 10 people enrolled in it. If that's the case, I might have to take another class in the fall. Ugh, this sucks.

Nothing exciting has been going on, obviously. But I'll probably have more things to talk about after I come back from dog sitting.

my sign is vital and my hands are cold, and i'm on my knees looking for the answer

2009-06-17T18:33:47Z

I got a package from LIM College. You only get a package from the school you applied for if you got in. So yeah, I got in. I was happy for a good minute until I read that I have to take a placement test...even if I'm a transfer student. I don't know how many more exams I can take before my brain blows up. I also have to pay a $400 enrollment deposit...what the shit is that? I'm slightly relieved now that I don't have to worry about if I got in or not. I had to ask my friend if I really did get in...cause I just couldn't believe it. They never even got my official transcript from the school I'm attending now. I haven't graduated yet, obviously. But, I still got in :)

I need a drink or two...or five. Going out with the bestie tonight to the UES. YAYYYYYYY!

this candy got you sprung, so call me your sugar

2009-06-15T01:04:24Z

Yesterday, I basically spent the whole morning and afternoon at school attending CPE workshops. I should've went to all of them in March. I really think I would've passed if I did. I only failed by 4 points and I messed up in the graph part. The CPE workshop that I needed to go for. I'm going to go to two more tomorrow. Friday is my test date and I can't tell you how much I'm so over with this school shit. I just want to graduate.

Afterwards, I went to Forest Hills to meet up with Nicole and JD. We drove to Kim's house where her sister, Lauren was having a graduation party. It was kinda drizzly so they rented a tent to cover the backyard and the hot tub. We were in that hot tub for FOUR FREAKING HOURSSSSSS! I'm not sure if you're supposed to stay in there for more than an hour or two. I was soooo lightheaded from the heat and steam the whole night. (I don't have any pictures from the party because everyone else were taking them. I'll probably get it from them somehow.)

Today was the Big Apple Block Party @ Madison Square Park. I went with Nicole and Robyn but she left earlier because her phone was dead and I think it just got boring for her. We were in line to eat $8 baby back ribs. Haha, it was worth the money though. I saw a guy wearing a shirt that read: Go ♥ your own city. Ya know, like how people always wear I ♥ NY shirts? I wanna get it so bad...but when I looked it up on-line, it was listed as $36.

Nicole leaves for Disneyworld with JD on ~~Thursday~~ Friday...so on Wednesday, we're going to have lunch/dinner at Brother Jimmy's. :)

now tell me how i look, would you rather live life like me or by the book?

2009-06-10T15:41:17Z

DAY 8: FINAL...NO MORE. SORRY.
I really give up with this 365 photo project thing. I lost all motivation to even try to take photos. I'll start back when I have nothing to worry about, and I'm content with life. Whenever that might be.

A few days ago, I thought I was experiencing a stroke. I've talked to a few people that experienced it and they said that their arm gets numb or cold? and they start losing their eyesight. My left pinky and the side of my left palm was sooooo numb and I couldn't see from my left eye. Which made my vision all blurry cause my right side is my bad eye. This happened as I was making icons and I seriously thought I was going blind. I couldn't see what I was typing. So I laid down for like 5 minutes...still freaking out. Ate some fruit and it felt kind of better, but left me with a pounding headache. That headache never left. Now, I have a sinus infection.

I was going to go out today to go to a CPE workshop to prepare for my second CPE test. But I just can't...I'm going to go get sinus medication at the supermarket in a little bit and rest.